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ask.   amanda. twentyone. charlotte.

cloudfreed:

my-own-superman:

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD

(via bitchbot)

— 1 hour ago with 11215 notes
victorielle:

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

victorielle:

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

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— 1 hour ago with 5793 notes
"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via reinedescatastrophes)

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf, via 50starsand13bars)

— 1 hour ago with 207356 notes
strawberryofficial:

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

Because he’s tripping on  acid,

strawberryofficial:

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

Because he’s tripping on acid,

— 1 hour ago with 436362 notes

youngvlcanoes:

selling my brother so I can afford train tickets to meet internet friends does anyone wanna buy him

(via strawberryofficial)

— 1 hour ago with 2309 notes

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

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— 1 hour ago with 26458 notes

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

(via tooobusy-beingyours)

— 1 hour ago with 196536 notes
thecollegeprepster:

Happy October everyone! 🎃 #marthastewartpets

thecollegeprepster:

Happy October everyone! 🎃 #marthastewartpets

— 1 hour ago with 41 notes

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(Source: flip5600, via samanthapanzarella)

— 1 hour ago with 183469 notes

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

image

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— 1 hour ago with 590917 notes

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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— 1 hour ago with 199645 notes