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ask.   amanda. twentyone. charlotte.

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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— 2 hours ago with 332059 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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— 2 hours ago with 73833 notes

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

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aeviternal-pneuma:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

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— 2 hours ago with 235733 notes

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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— 2 hours ago with 409336 notes